4/29/2014, 2:29 PM

by Avia

Sarita, your number is not 911. (Sarita is a girl in my English class.) So why do you say it is?
I am tired. Tomorrow is ny birthday. Well, actually, it’s the anniversary of when a clump of cells was clumped together in a test tube and then grew to become me. But that’s the closest thing to a birthday that I’ll ever have.